When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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