Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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