have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
The air taste purple.
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