Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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