At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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