It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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