I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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