Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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