I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize