Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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