So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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