Midget sex pt 2 tonight
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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