It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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