that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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