Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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