How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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