it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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