If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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