Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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