On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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