I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
