Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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