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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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