Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
