That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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