This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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