Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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