Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
