Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
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go home
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm too high and old for this...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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