Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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