How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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