So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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