Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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