Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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