absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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