This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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