What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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