yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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