i just made my gag reflex go away.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
