Pants 0. Shit 1.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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