i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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