I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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