i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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