walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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