Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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