im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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