so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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