I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I need to calm my uterus...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize