Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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