I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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