Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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