i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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