I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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