To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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