Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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