oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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