I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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